Smokers are stupid

Ahh the stupidity of this statement!
So in defence of his smoking my work colleague said to me 'well i read a story about an old lady who lived till 100 and she smoked every day so i might as well just smoke all the time'
Now I know there is not but there should be idiot police who come and suck these people off our planet with giant idiot vacuum cleaners (copyright this vacuum cleaner idea).
Ok for those of you who thought my colleague had a point, I read just last week in Ealing (London) there was a man who survived a car crash by the fact that he was not wearing his seat belt (not sure how but he did) so on this fact alone I now risk my life everyday and you people should jump on this ill-educated band wagon as well and not wear my seat belt on every journey, and in the immortal words of my colleague 'I might as well just not wear my seat belt all the time'