Global warming sends chill through bill

The title has relevance on this article i'm writing in an empty swimming pool.
Leaves are blowing around me, the wind seems to be whispering 80's popstars. As I play with six eggs and a swingball it seems slightly ironic that it was a Sunday!
We chuckled to ourselves as I sat there alone, then paused suddenly a loud voice Yelled 'Prince', the wind had picked up the washing on the line had formed a giant sheet man who looked liked he was pointing at the neighbours elephant.
'Thats not the point' she yelled at them, it was just me there alone when in the distance everything seemed further away than before the nightclub opened.
Screaming 'Dont leave' I was still alone, skateboard was upside down picturing how to flip it up and ride the street I continued to hop in order to blend in this hopping community with giant sheet men, now i couldn't look behind me as I could hear them getting closer, faster I hopped, closer they got till I stumbled fell into a river held my breath which was pointless as the river was only knee deep so I ran to the other side I could see giant sheet mans family I headed towards them but they were all pointing at the Elephant but I knew if I could make it then I would be safe just then I felt a hand on my shoulder I turned and to my horror it was in fact Prince singing about why I made his birds cry or something. Immunized by the horror I made a last sprint towards happy sheetsville I could see a big hole in the ground which was filled with chocolate it looked good I leaped, it looked like I was going to make it just about to hit the dark tastey pool when.....TBC